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A Candle and a Wink

Avery came down the stairs this morning and crept into my room.

"Good morning, Mom!" she said, too cheerfully for morning.  "Where are your cupcakes and balloons and presents?" 

I rolled over to look at my phone.  7:01am.

"I don't know, Avery."  I mumbled.  "Go back to bed."

"Ok!"  she said, again, much too cheerful for what time of day it was.

She skipped out of my room and tripped over the step.

"Ow."  I heard her say.  "Better watch it next time."


The other wee ones slowly started to wake from their deep slumbers and as I prepared breakfast, Avery wondered again about my birthday celebration.  When I told her there was no cake, she burst into tears.

"But you'll never be 25 if you don't have a cake with candles!"  she sobbed.

Well, that's one way to never get old.

"Can I please call Grandma?"  she asked.  "Something terrible is happening and I need her to help me."

She told Grandma all of her woes, but the cake dilemma wasn't yet solved.  Perhaps Daddy would bring home a cake on his way home.

She called him.

"Jello and yogurt!"  he said.
"Dad?  Can you stop at Walmart and pick up a cake for Mom?"
"I could pry do that."  he said.

I waved frantically to Avery.

"Dairy Queen!"  I whispered.  "Have him stop at Dairy Queen!"

"Stop at Dairy Queen, Dad."  she instructed.
"Wow, what are we, loaded?"  he wondered.  "Ok, 10-4."
"10-4."  Avery said.

He didn't end up having time to stop and pick up a cake, which is just fine by me.  I used up all my WW bonus points last night on fried green beans and mini chimi's at Perkins.

He came home and left again, this time to go on a ride-a-long with the State Patrol.

As I got supper ready, Avery had a great idea.

"I have a great idea!"  she said.  "Let's put the candle into your food!"
"How about not?"  I said.  "I'll just hold a candle and I'll blow it out after you sing to me."

So that's what we did.

As I sat down on the couch to snuggle with my fatso-crooked-headed little Milo, Avery put her dishes in the sink and walked over towards me.  She stopped at the end of the couch, looked me in the eye and winked.

I had to laugh out loud.

Birthdays don't have to be filled with cupcakes and balloons and presents. I've got all the gifts I could ask for, right here.

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