According to Avery

Hey, Mom! When the words are upside down, does that mean it's in language? Can Linda read it when it's in language?

According to Avery, anyone who speaks Finnish, Spanish, Chinese or Swahili, talks language. Grandpa can talk in language. Linda can talk in language. The lady at Walmart yesterday could talk in language. When I asked her how we talk, she replied, "Normal."

According to Avery, Hobbes likes tuna fish sandwiches because tigers are stupid like that.

Hey, Mom! Did you know that Hobbies likes tuna fish sandwiches?

Hey, Avery! His name is Hobbes.

It's okay if you call him Hobbes, Mom, but his name is Hobbies. You don't know better than that?

The E is silent.

Huh?

How do you know that Hobbes likes tuna fish sandwiches?

Because it says on this page and Hobbies says that tigers are stupid like that. But Gwen says stupid but she doesn't know better than that. Is stupid a bad word?

According to Avery, Grandpa forgot to stop at a stop sign one time when she was riding with him.

According to Avery, it's snack time and they didn't get a snack yet and they're soooo hungry.

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