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King Solomon

When Piper was a baby, Avery was concerned that she wasn't equipped with visible eyebrows.  She offered to pencil some in with a permanent marker.  

Her latest concern was this baby that Piper got for Christmas.  The baby was a girl but she didn't have any hair.  She took matters into her own hands taped hair onto the baby.  I was impressed that she included a widow's peak, although it's a little off kilter.


Later on in the day, I heard her playing with the doll.  It all started out innocent enough with her rocking the baby and giving it to Tucker to babysit.  A few minutes later, I heard this.

"If you two can't stop fighting, I will chop this baby in half and you can share it!"  she said, in a man's voice.
"What in the world are you talking about, Avery?"  I asked.
"That's what King Solomon said."  she explained.  "Two ladies were fighting over a baby so he said he would chop one in half."  
"I see."  I said.
"What was King Solomon the king of, Mom?" Avery asked.
"Um."  I stammered.  "I don't remember."

Avery gasped.

"You don't pay attention in church?"  she questioned.

Looks like I better start doing some more bible studying.

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